Isovox Isopop 24K Gold-plated Aluminum Bargain-Priced Pop Filter

Available for $999 at your nearest Target and Walmart

Okay, that’s a joke – it’s not available at Target or Walmart.

But it is available here, and that’s… not a joke?

Pantyhose aren’t in style at the moment, unfortunately, making the old pantyhose-and-coat hanger pop filter harder to come by.